How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Look for gray hares.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny!

How are rabbits like calculators?
They can multiply real fast.

What is a rabbit's favorite dance?
The bunny hop.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him .

What's the best way to catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way, unique up on him.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny!

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?
A dumb bunny.

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Did you ever see a rabbit with glasses?

What kind of books do rabbits read?
The ones with hoppy endings!