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Born On the Fourth of July
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Creole Recipes-Side Dishes
Declaration of Independence Signers
Did You Know-July 4 th
Easter
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Easter Recipes: Brunch
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Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Corporate America
Excuses why men forget Valentines Day
Facts about four leaf clovers
Funny Work History
History of the Flag
Interesting Presidential Facts
Kids On Love and Marriage
Leprechaun Jokes
Mardi Gras Recipes: Desserts
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New Year's Resolutions
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Rabbit Jokes
Reasons Why I Love You !
Recipes: Fourth of July/Memorial Day Appetizers
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Saint Patrick's Day Humor
St. Patrick's Day Recipes: Breakfast
St. Patrick's Day Recipes: Cookies
St. Patrick's Day Recipes: Entrees
St. Patrick's Day Recipes: Pie
St. Patrick's Day Recipes: Side Dishes
St. Patrick's Day Recipes: Soups/Stews
Strange Valentine Record Holders
Super Bowl Recipes-Appetizer
Super Bowl Recipes-Salads
The History of Cupid
The History of Groundhog Day
The History of Presidents' Day
The History of Veterans Day
The Language of Corporate America
The Night Before Easter
The origin & the beliefs-Goundhog Day
Twas The Day Before Easter
Valentine's Day Fun Fact
Valentine's Day Jokes
Valentine's Day Recipes: Appetizers
Valentine's Day Recipes: Cakes
Valentine's Day Recipes: Candy/Cookies
Valentine's Day Recipes: Desserts
Valentine's Day Recipes: Entrees
Valentines Day Riddles
Valentine's Day Superstitions
What I Learned From The Easter Bunny
What is a Leprechaun?

1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.

2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

4. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.

5. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of wisdom and judgment.

6. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain.

7. When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as rewarding.

8. I am at one with my duality.

9. Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves in knots.

10. I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th birthday.

11. I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.

12. Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so!"

13. A scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.

14. Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.

15. I will no longer waste my time reliving the past; I will spend it worrying about the future?

16. The complete lack of evidence is the surest proof that the conspiracy is working.

17. Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.

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