* The Florist couldn't find your
house, did you move?
* I sent a candygram. Someone must
have eaten it.
* The Hallmark Store was closed,
and I didn't want to send less than the best.
* I sent an e-mail card. You never
got it? AOL must have messed up again!
* I left a message on your answering
machine to meet me for dinner. Where were you?
* I didn't know you liked jewelry.
* I thought Saint Valentine's Day
was a Catholic holy Day.
* Your mailman must have been shot
in a Post Office Massacre.
* I thought we would do something
different this year.
* I thought it would mean I was
making a commitment.
* You didn't remind me!