If you mixed vodka with orange
juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Philip's Screwdriver?
Why do we say something is out of whack?
is a whack?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't
they be wearing night gowns?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When someone asks you, "A penny for
your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your
money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person
who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and
oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
11 pronounced onety one?
"I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do
" is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can
be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the
universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland
are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called
Do infants enjoy infancy
as much as adults enjoy adultery?