Q. What did the boy bat say to the girl bat on Valentine's Day?
A. You're fun to hang around with!

Q. What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
A. You're purrr-fect for me!

Q. What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle on Valentine's Day?
A. You mean a great dill to me!

Q. What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

A. Let me call you Tweet heart!

Q. What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
A. I'm nuts about you!

Q. What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine's Day?
A. You're nuts so bad yourself!

Q. What did the boy rabbit say to the girl rabbit on Valentine's Day?
A. Somebunny likes you!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma hoping I'll get lots of Valentine cards!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss?

Q. What did the boy light bulb say to the girl light bulb on Valentine's Day?
A. I wuv you watts and watts!

Q. What did the boy bear say to the girl bear on Valentine's Day?
A. I wuv you beary much!

Q. What do you call a very small valentine?
A. A valentiny!

Q. What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?
A. Cauliflowers!

Q. What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine's Day?
A. You are bee- utiful! Will you bee mine?
Q. What did the girl bee say to the boy bee on Valentine's Day?
A. I love beeing with you, Honey!

Q. What did the boy whale say to the girl whale on Valentine's Day?
A. Whale you be mine?

Q. What did the buck say to the doe on Valentine's Day?
A. You're a dear! (Deer)

Q. What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day?
A. Owl be yours!

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
A. I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!

Q. What did the boy drum say to the girl drum on Valentine's Day?
A. My heart beats for you!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Q. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
A. I'm stuck on you!

Q. What did the boy snake say to the girl snake on Valentine's Day?
A. Give me a hug and a hiss, honey!

Q. What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine's Day?
A. I love ewe!

Q. What did the girl sheep say to the boy sheep on Valentine's Day?
A. You're not so baaaaaa-d yourself!

Q. What did the farmer give his wife on Valentine's Day?
A. Hogs and kisses!

Q. What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
A. Ughs and kisses!

Q. What two words have a thousand letters in them?
A. Post Office!

Q. Why did the boy jump up and down on his valentine card?
A. He heard he had to stamp letters!

Q. What do you call it when everybody goes to the post office at the same time?
A. A stamp-ede!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke, I got a Valentine!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss!