My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it ...mainly because it was a so-so job.
Next I tried working
in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.
Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice
to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't
cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long
time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
I managed to
get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a
workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got
a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to
quit because it was always the same old grind.